HootlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocktopia LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchantments Applied:	171	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	169	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	3569	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5604

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	73
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5954	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3