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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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