HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

Bullish Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you’re brave enough to challenge our resident Ender Dragon tamer to a dance-off. We’ve even got a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there’s a haunted mansion hidden in the woods where the ghost of a creeper king roams the halls. Only the most skilled players have ever made it out alive!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8153	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5826	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5572	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9