Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 42 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SkelePetra’s Treasury

    SkelePetra’s Treasury
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Regenos

    Regenos

    Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

    All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Zombie Dances: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

    FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!
    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

    Event:

    Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Towny Gameplay
    • Balanced Economy
    • Custom Items
    • PyroFishing & Farming
    • No Pay To Win

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

    A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

    Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

    A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: How often are new features added to the server?

    A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Maria’s Minecraft Server

    Maria’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4958 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 275
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Farms Harvested: 195 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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