yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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