yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6056 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Dimension Hops: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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