yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Farms Harvested: 860 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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