yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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