yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 27 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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