yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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