yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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