Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.
oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 382 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 3537 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. |
| Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? | PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. |
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, there is no land claim feature on this server. |
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 168 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.
So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1291 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9242 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 202 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
