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| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3044 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…
We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.
And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.
So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!
So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4650 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 128 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.
join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3129 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Server Name | Minecraft |
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| Server Address | 155.94.181.116:25565 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the gameplay like on the server? | In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for. |
| What makes the Vanilla server unique? | The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty. |
| What can players expect to experience on the server? | The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server. |
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1044 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 80 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!
Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!
Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1834 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!
So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?
So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 148 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
