Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 3135 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9153
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Divine Spears Created: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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