Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 New Chunks Explored: 40658
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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