Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	799525

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

Accountability, aid, Arabia, Bombing, Conflict, Country, Double Standard, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international law, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Receives, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, smp, united nations, US, war crime, Yemen

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FrostyFenceCraft

Arctic region, border control, border fence, cross-border cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european union, finland, foreign policy, FrostyFenceCraft, geopolitical implications, international relations, migration control, national security, norway, physical barrier, political decision, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, territorial integrity

so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Friendly SMP Server
Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Simple Voice Chat required?	Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
Are mods required?	No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
What is the server address?	smp.playpixels.net
What is the Bedrock port?	19132
Is there a Discord server?	Join our Discord server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7049
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, Amh Araeng, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Mord Souq, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, Seraph, Shadowbringers, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., warm bodies, xivg, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

YardSaleYikes

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Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5608	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TearjerkerTunes

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blinking Blocks Server

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join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	543
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	6563

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

Base Defense, brawls, building, challenge, competitive, crazy, Discord, dragons, Dungeon, Environment, EXCITEMENT, faction server, faction warfare, modded elements, Mods, PvP, RLFartions, Season, Smelly, Strategizing, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival experience, TOUGH, Tough challenge, vibrant

RLFactions Season 1 Overview

Server Features	Details
Modded Factions Server	RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
Unique Gameplay	Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
Competitive Environment	Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

FAQ

Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

Q: Can I play alone on the server?

A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Emeralds Found:	3666	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Audience, Boys, Character development, comparison, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, gender, genre, girl, Girls, isekai, male protagonist, Minecraft, perspective, power, Preference, Server, storytelling, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.