Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.20.1 Java, big, Claims, Currency, Discord, dreams, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, java, legitimate Minecraft account, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Pets, plushies, pokemon, Shops, Side, smp, Tiny, Waypoints, Welcoming

Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, collect same genius, Cooperative, different campaigns, dungeon crawling, Epic battles, FANTASY, fight same bosses, leveling up, loot collecting, Minecraft, multiplayer, PIXEL, Quest, Questing, role playing, RPG, Server, storytelling, strategy, teamwork, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6405	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	298
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

Charged, children, Conflict, criminal charges, extremism, human rights violations, international law, Isis, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, slayer, Swedish, Syria, Terrorism, torture, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiCraft

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Emeralds Found:	6294	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	2388	Ores Mined:	1483
Love Letters Sent:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8813	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NaziMassacre83MC

83rd anniversary, atrocities, commemoration, eastern europe, Genocide, historical event, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Nazi massacre, NaziMassacre83MC, Remembrance, solemn occasion, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, War Crimes, world war II, Zelensky

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8295	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

ai, animation improvements, battlepass, blocky, Brigade, Community Resource, enlg, Enlisted General, fps, Guerrilla Warfare, Minecraft, new class, News, official site, ROADMAP, Running Event, Server, squad-based, test server, update, Vehicles, weapons, Weapons List, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6112	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

Accountability, aid, Arabia, Bombing, Conflict, Country, Double Standard, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international law, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Receives, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, smp, united nations, US, war crime, Yemen

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5097	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27