Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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