So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Divine Spears Created: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Animals Bred: 116

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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