So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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