So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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