So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed: 38 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 396 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 8025
Dragon Eggs Found: 5325 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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