Half Gone Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	4927
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9105
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7689

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5692	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	354	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3360
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Animals Bred:	117	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0