GymCraft: Wifey Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	3338
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3026	Players Killed by Monsters:	4741
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	318091	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8014

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1696

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8247	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4112
Farms Harvested:	553	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9054
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Void Gems Collected:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8596

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Votes:	3705
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	70
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0