Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Votes:	1226	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	6955	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9706
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2980	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2428
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	56	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	7420

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crops Grown:	7691
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

Players:	98/500	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8