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Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

Adventure, ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires, cost of living, CREEPERS, culture, diamonds, Economy, expat life, Food, immigration, Job Opportunities, Lifestyle, living abroad, peso, Politics, Relocation, Safety, south america, spanish language, tango, travel, valuable, wine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	3578
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

action, Anime, anti-cliche, anti-mainstream, anti-shonen, anti-trope, battle, complex characters, dark fantasy, graphic violence, hate, hate battle shonen-shit, Horror, I love Ubel, intense storytelling, love, love-hate, Manga, mature themes, Psychological, seinen, shonenshit, Supernatural, Ubel, UbelCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7938
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	474414
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	2014

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	152	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7