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Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8904	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Animals Bred:	78
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Creepers

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Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	232

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3903	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

attractiveness, beauty standards, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, Grooming, hair, Insecurities, partner, personal care, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, social expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Women

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Cows Nest

admins, Adventure, Biomes, building, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, friendship, Gaming, Inclusivity, landscapes, Marketplaces, MCMMO, Moderators, Quests, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Treasures, Vanilla, worlds

Welcome to The Cows’ Nest – a vibrant and welcoming community where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to experience the ultimate gaming adventure!

Dive into our brand new server, where the spirit of camaraderie and fun thrives in every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned gamer or just starting your journey, there’s a place for you among our friendly herd.

Explore Our Lush Pastures: Embark on epic quests, discover hidden treasures, and traverse sprawling landscapes teeming with excitement. With a diverse range of biomes and worlds to explore, there’s always a new adventure waiting just around the corner.

Build Your Dream Homestead: Unleash your creativity and design the homestead of your dreams amidst our picturesque landscapes. Whether you’re constructing towering castles, cozy cottages, or bustling marketplaces, the possibilities are endless.

Join Exciting Community Events: From festive celebrations to thrilling tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on The Cows’ Nest. Join in the fun and forge unforgettable memories with fellow players in our lively community events.

Forge Lasting Friendships: Connect with like-minded gamers from around the globe and forge lasting friendships that transcend virtual boundaries. Whether you’re teaming up for epic quests or simply enjoying casual banter, our community is built on mutual respect, inclusivity, and camaraderie.

Experience Dedicated Staff Support: Our team of experienced admins and moderators are dedicated to ensuring a safe, enjoyable, and fair gaming environment for all. Have questions, concerns, or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Join us at The Cows’ Nest and embark on an unforgettable gaming journey filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Your next great adventure awaits – come join the herd today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DarkNovaNetwork

Adventures, Challenges, Community, DarkNovaNetwork, DarkNovaTeam, Empire, Events, Friends, grand opening, Minecraft, Prison, Prison world, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Unforgettable adventure, wealth, Welcome pack

Grand opening! New Minecraft Server! It is with great pleasure that we announce the opening of our brand new Minecraft server! Get ready for an epic experience that will take you into a world of unprecedented adventures! Opening Date: April 25, 2024 IP Address: mc.darknova.it Server Features: Explore the Prison world Face incredible challenges and fight! Accumulate wealth and build your empire! Participate in epic events and breathtaking PvP battles! Join a welcoming and collaborative community! To celebrate the opening, all players who join on launch day will receive an exclusive welcome pack! Invite your friends, prepare your resources and prepare for an unforgettable adventure on DarkNova Network We can’t wait to welcome you to our world! #DarkNovaNetwork #DarkNovaTeam

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42