Goldenist Smp Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	9413	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4999	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Animals Bred:	180

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8795
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	5852	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	122	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8132	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1233
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5731	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

Players:	105/700	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	4518
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1