GoldDiggerGamerLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	8604	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Emeralds Found:	5934

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	163	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	58

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	179	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6015	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

eusurvival

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EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Sandcastle

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The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.