so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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