so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Animals Bred: 33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 356
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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