so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4082 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Chimeras Created: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Emeralds Found: 4241 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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