so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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