Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Animals Bred: 29
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Runes Activated: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5254
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Crops Grown: 2744
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Magic Items Found: 5331

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/whalejailextraditecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 341068
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Alien Abductions: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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