Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Towns Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Villages Defended: 19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchantments Applied: 245

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Emeralds Found: 5770
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8859 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8216 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 854 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3911 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4776
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 341559 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Zombie Dances: 8 Animals Bred: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

    ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Auto Drive Craft Fun

    Auto Drive Craft Fun
    are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

    imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

    so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SkyArch

    SkyArch

    Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 8221
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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