Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6492 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Crops Grown: 4185 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9426 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Emeralds Found: 2033
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 372
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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