Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Buildings Constructed: 39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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