Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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