Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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