Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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