Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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