Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Endless Night Skies: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

    One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

    So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

    FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

    Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

    ShookCelebMinecraftSMP
    Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCash50mil

    CraftyCash50mil
    What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

    GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

    SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/nekocraft-where-creeper-meets-kawaii-in-japan/">Bedrock Fantasy</a> Realm

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Falling into the Void: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 846946 Gods Slained: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1335 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2093
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1149

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 353 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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