Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
Meteorites Collected: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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