FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
New Chunks Explored:	577748	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5924
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	891

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	17	Votes:	2486
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2791
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9966
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	497211	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3