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Players: 97/200 Votes: 7635
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

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  • Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

    Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

    Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

    TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9812
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

    Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

    We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

    So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5379
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

    CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5244
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Votes: 739

    New Minecraft Servers

    How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

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  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9568
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Runes Activated: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Age Requirement 25+ years old
    Ranks No ranks or moderator positions
    Map New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
    World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
    Player Count 8-12 players online at peak times
    Difficulty Hard
    View Distance 32 Chunks
    Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server
    Exceptions to Vanilla Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

    A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

    Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

    A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

    Q: What is the world border size?

    A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

    … (and more FAQ questions and answers)

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  • Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

    Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1830
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

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  • ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7611
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Votes: 328 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

    We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

    Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • SirenCraft SMP

    SirenCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5203
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7184
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Mines Excavated: 4534

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

    ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2098
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 333
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Crops Grown: 4914
    Villages Defended: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

    join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

    plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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  • Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

    Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4770
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

    we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

    join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

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  • SkyNectar

    SkyNectar
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9200
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4573

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyNectar

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    SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

    The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

    Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

    Features
    Full discord integration
    Integration with personal website

    Early Adopters

    I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

    For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

    Server Links

    • I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
    • You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
    • View a list of all players and their stats here
    • You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

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  • Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

    Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4146
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 261 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

    We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

    With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • DadCraft Dropout

    DadCraft Dropout
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5204
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

    On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

    And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

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  • MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

    MonarchMania Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9024
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9364
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

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