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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9613
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Potions Brewed: 146 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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