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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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