So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Alien Abductions: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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