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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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