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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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