So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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